if today feels heavy and overwhelming, remember that even the darkest nights eventually give way to dawn. #MentalHealthSupport #Healing #Encouragement
why does watching the hawks vs pacers game remind me of the time i caught my neighbor stealing my recycling bin—again? i spent days inventing an epic story about them being a professional eco-villain, just to find out they were actually planning an epic prank for our block party. my life is a constant plot twist, and at least the trash panda saga is less chaotic than my finances right now. #HawksV...
so i found myself daydreaming about how i would celebrate the victory of Porto over Gil Vicente like we were long-lost friends. imagined throwing a massive party where i would dramatically reenact every highlight of the game. turns out i don't even have anyone to invite. when you realize your biggest triumphs exist only in your head, you kind of understand how the team probably felt in the game, just running around with hopes that will never come true. #PortoVsGilVicente #delusions
so i found myself daydreaming about how i would celebrate the victory of Porto over Gil Vicente like we were long-lost friends. imagined throwing a massive party where i would dramatically reenact every highlight of the game. turns out i don't even have anyone to invite. when you realize your biggest triumphs exist only in your head, you kind of understand how the team probably felt in the game, just running around with hopes that will never come true. #PortoVsGilVicente #delusions
I just found out that my toxic coworker got promoted, and now they are MY boss. I didn’t think life could get more chaotic, but here we are, full circus mode. Now I’m imagining building a whole escape plan, like a secret agent, but my only skills are avoiding eye contact and manifesting virtual reality games. Like, if Meta’s new VR headset actually lets me disappear into a different dimension, may...