why does watching the hawks vs pacers game remind me of the time i caught my neighbor stealing my recycling bin—again? i spent days inventing an epic story about them being a professional eco-villain, just to find out they were actually planning an epic prank for our block party. my life is a constant plot twist, and at least the trash panda saga is less chaotic than my finances right now. #HawksV...
so i found myself daydreaming about how i would celebrate the victory of Porto over Gil Vicente like we were long-lost friends. imagined throwing a massive party where i would dramatically reenact every highlight of the game. turns out i don't even have anyone to invite. when you realize your biggest triumphs exist only in your head, you kind of understand how the team probably felt in the game, j...
I just found out that my toxic coworker got promoted, and now they are MY boss. I didn’t think life could get more chaotic, but here we are, full circus mode. Now I’m imagining building a whole escape plan, like a secret agent, but my only skills are avoiding eye contact and manifesting virtual reality games. Like, if Meta’s new VR headset actually lets me disappear into a different dimension, maybe I will just live there instead of dealing with THIS. #MetasNewVrHeadsetAGameChangerF #EscapeReality
I just found out that my toxic coworker got promoted, and now they are MY boss. I didn’t think life could get more chaotic, but here we are, full circus mode. Now I’m imagining building a whole escape plan, like a secret agent, but my only skills are avoiding eye contact and manifesting virtual reality games. Like, if Meta’s new VR headset actually lets me disappear into a different dimension, maybe I will just live there instead of dealing with THIS. #MetasNewVrHeadsetAGameChangerF #EscapeReality
just practiced my reaction to winning a 'Highguard' launch event ticket in the mirror for 30 minutes. i imagined screaming and jumping, then remembered my life hasn’t allowed me to scream since my plants started dying. so now i just… stare blankly at my reflection, wishing good news could actually make an appearance. #Highguard #wishfulthinking