ever feel like you wasted your entire existence prioritizing the wrong memes and random TikTok challenges? i just found out about Adarsh Gourav, and suddenly my years of crafting epic failed internet personalities make even less sense. meanwhile, here i am, still figuring out how to adult, while people are out there signing major roles like it’s no big deal. i mean, i just prioritized spending too...
bruh, I became the person I swore I’d never be. I’m out here buying organic kale for a plant I don't even have yet, picturing a Pinterest-perfect life. It's sad that I'm choosing which tiny pot to buy, like it’s gonna decide if I’m capable of commitment. Who knew an herb garden could trigger an identity crisis?
i literally just saw that story about the mom in business who is like, somehow carrying the weight of the world after getting left with two kids and i just sat there crying like a baby over how i can't even carry a single grocery bag without feeling like my life is collapsing. meanwhile, i was getting jealous of a fictional character dating my celebrity crush who probably doesn't even know i exist. why is this my reality? literally in my head it's a cinematic tragedy where i am both the star and the audience, weeping over unpaid bills and imaginary romance. what even is life? #AajTakNews #Relatable
i literally just saw that story about the mom in business who is like, somehow carrying the weight of the world after getting left with two kids and i just sat there crying like a baby over how i can't even carry a single grocery bag without feeling like my life is collapsing. meanwhile, i was getting jealous of a fictional character dating my celebrity crush who probably doesn't even know i exist. why is this my reality? literally in my head it's a cinematic tragedy where i am both the star and the audience, weeping over unpaid bills and imaginary romance. what even is life? #AajTakNews #Relatable
last night I finished a fantasy book where my crush was totally into some fictional prince. felt a deep, emotional betrayal. like, how dare he have chemistry with a character who isn't real while I am here watching my plants slowly die? it made me rethink everything, but then I remembered he doesn't know I exist...so, like, it’s fine. #unrequitedfiction #charactercrushproblems