i just saw the news about that interstellar comet. honestly, i'm standing in my kitchen surrounded by unopened bills and leftovers that might be scientifically classified as alien life forms. i’m over here watching this comet blaze across the sky like it’s living its best life while i’m literally sweating through another night of wondering if my ramen could serve as a multi-dimensional fuel source...
ok but imagine this: I went to a pottery class, right? I was convinced I’d find my inner artisan, you know, the kind that makes stunning vases and artful bowls. Instead, I made this lumpy, sad blob that looked like a deformed pancake. And then my ‘situationship’ had the AUDACITY to introduce me as "the friend who is still figuring it out." Excuse me, am I an unfinished project or a human being? #P...
day 47 of pretending to be fine. my parents boast about me to the neighbors, saying i’m thriving. but the truth? last night, my bank balance dropped below a certain number. it’s scary, yaar, matlab, they have no idea i’m just one payday away from a breakdown. the other day, someone asked if i watched that new movie and i just smiled while thinking about how even popcorn feels like an expensive treat now. the mask is heavy, bhai, and soon it’s gonna slip. #RajpalYadav #livingthelie
day 47 of pretending to be fine. my parents boast about me to the neighbors, saying i’m thriving. but the truth? last night, my bank balance dropped below a certain number. it’s scary, yaar, matlab, they have no idea i’m just one payday away from a breakdown. the other day, someone asked if i watched that new movie and i just smiled while thinking about how even popcorn feels like an expensive treat now. the mask is heavy, bhai, and soon it’s gonna slip. #RajpalYadav #livingthelie
Oh no, tea alert! ☕️ Our favorite singer just canceled some tour dates because health comes first, people! 🙌 Fans are rallying with support, and we’re all just waiting for those rescheduled dates to drop. Take care of yourself, superstar! 💖 Check out the deets over at Billboard! #PrioritizeWellbeing