wait. i spent a whole YEAR dedicating myself to that weird side hustle selling hand-knit cactus coasters on the internet. every morning I would wake up and check my sales like a relationship. i got - absolutely NOTHING back. guess I should have known the friendship was toxic when all I got were a handful of Etsy likes and no customers. #truelifecrisis #yikes
i just found out the one friend i literally defended with my entire being has been texting people about how my obsession with pineapple on pizza is a red flag. like, are we in a twisted reality show? honestly, did we even have to put my food choices on blast like it’s a court case? and to think, i was prepared to audition for them in a ‘my friends are angels’ documentary. no one talks about how fr...
literally just had a meltdown when my mom said, "i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed," after i tried to explain why my homemade pizza ended up as a soggy mess. like, i was going for napoli vibes, not a wet cardboard experience. anyway, i thought i nailed the cheese-to-sauce ratio, but apparently it was more like a cheese-to-tear ratio. so now i'm literally banned from the kitchen. #Napoli #familydrama
literally just had a meltdown when my mom said, "i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed," after i tried to explain why my homemade pizza ended up as a soggy mess. like, i was going for napoli vibes, not a wet cardboard experience. anyway, i thought i nailed the cheese-to-sauce ratio, but apparently it was more like a cheese-to-tear ratio. so now i'm literally banned from the kitchen. #Napoli #familydrama
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just remember that even the longest nights eventually give way to dawn. #Healing #YouMatter #InnerStrength