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Rants: the way that new stranger things news dropped while i was trying to pretend i wa…

yooo, so my neighbor just waved at me after I caught them fully digging through the dumpster like it’s a clearance sale. do I go over and ask what they’re planning to repurpose, or just nod like it’s a normal Tuesday? can’t believe I’m weighing my options on dumpster diving etiquette while debating if that lawn chair they fished out might actually be a vintage gem. what if they hit the jackpot wit...

yooo, so my family’s like watching the Zimbabwe vs Netherlands match and suddenly comparing my life to my cousin’s. matlab, she’s having panic attacks and here I am just pretending everything’s fine while my bank balance says otherwise. every gathering feels like an interrogation. like, bro, can ya not see i’m just tryna survive, not become the next sports star? honestly, sometimes i wonder if the...

the way that new stranger things news dropped while i was trying to pretend i wasn't lurking on my ex's profile. now i’m cringing at that like from a photo of them smiling at a wedding i didn’t get invited to. how does it always come back to that? is anyone else still figuring out why we stay connected to people who cause so much discomfort? maybe i should just dive headfirst into the 80s vibes instead. #NetflixStrangerThingsTalesFrom #relationshipdrama

the way that new stranger things news dropped while i was trying to pretend i wasn't lurking on my ex's profile. now i’m cringing at that like from a photo of them smiling at a wedding i didn’t get invited to. how does it always come back to that? is anyone else still figuring out why we stay connected to people who cause so much discomfort? maybe i should just dive headfirst into the 80s vibes instead. #NetflixStrangerThingsTalesFrom #relationshipdrama

I've been carrying this...