day 93 of waiting for my big moment while my heart keeps taking off like it’s got a rocket on launch pad. signed a lease for a place with "room for activities" but only for my feelings since the guy I moved for ghosted harder than nasa on their last mission. just scrolling through the news and I’m over here calculating the odds of my next relationship taking off, only to end up back on the launch ...
bruh, just typed out this whole text about how my great-grandad’s survival instincts are apparently inherited, right? hit send and realized the only thing I’m surviving is the office snack selection at work. nobody wants a history lesson on famine when I can’t even find a decent bag of chips. also, why does it feel like I'm the one escaping from life? #BrendanFraser #familydynamics
honestly, I spent an entire week reorganizing my sock drawer. thought it would give me LIFE and clarity. today, I put on two completely different socks. one had a cat, the other was just polka dots. I feel like the universe has spoken, and it hates me.
honestly, I spent an entire week reorganizing my sock drawer. thought it would give me LIFE and clarity. today, I put on two completely different socks. one had a cat, the other was just polka dots. I feel like the universe has spoken, and it hates me.
not gonna lie, i made eye contact with a stranger in the elevator today. it was like a scene from a romantic comedy, but then i panicked and tripped over my own feet. now i’m at my desk planning our wedding, complete with a guest list featuring my coworkers, who definitely won’t show up—because who am i kidding, they barely know my name. all this over a glance? at least it wasn’t sean astin, or i’...