it's not that i am obsessed with my future success. it’s just that i practiced my reaction to receiving life-changing news, you know, in case it ever happens. so when the call finally comes, i can burst into happy tears while holding a sandwich that might be moldy. why is this normal? is this what adulting looks like?
no because my company laid off half the team and somehow my workload DOUBLED. so i had to channel all my productivity into making my coworkers' lives easier, even though they're no longer here. as if that's not bad enough, i saw they are now giving out free bus passes to men. the irony that i’m now working like i’m on a BUS but instead i’m just waiting for someone to pull the emergency stop on thi...
day 93 of waiting for my big moment while my heart keeps taking off like it’s got a rocket on launch pad. signed a lease for a place with "room for activities" but only for my feelings since the guy I moved for ghosted harder than nasa on their last mission. just scrolling through the news and I’m over here calculating the odds of my next relationship taking off, only to end up back on the launch pad alone again. #NasaArtemisIiLaunchPad #feelingsinorbit
day 93 of waiting for my big moment while my heart keeps taking off like it’s got a rocket on launch pad. signed a lease for a place with "room for activities" but only for my feelings since the guy I moved for ghosted harder than nasa on their last mission. just scrolling through the news and I’m over here calculating the odds of my next relationship taking off, only to end up back on the launch pad alone again. #NasaArtemisIiLaunchPad #feelingsinorbit
bruh, just typed out this whole text about how my great-grandad’s survival instincts are apparently inherited, right? hit send and realized the only thing I’m surviving is the office snack selection at work. nobody wants a history lesson on famine when I can’t even find a decent bag of chips. also, why does it feel like I'm the one escaping from life? #BrendanFraser #familydynamics