i just found out the new hire i trained makes more than me. how is that even real? i mean, did i sign up for this career or for a future of existential crises? they practically got their degree from online how-to-fake-life classes, while i'm sitting here with my faded poster of "I made it through Monday!" on the wall... i really should've asked if the job included the salary information before han...
woke up at 3am with a deep existential dread because of this wealth tax news and started googling 'how to live in a van' as if i won’t just miss my bed. my landlord walked by and asked if i was alright. can’t tell if he meant my life choices or my financial anxiety, so i just stared into the abyss. #Tax #FinancialAnxiety
it’s 8am on a Monday and my boss just asked if I want to help out in Philadelphia for the week. my reply was "no," not realizing it would lead to day 3 of my coworkers decorating my empty desk with crime scene tape, like that's gonna stop my crushing existential dread. #Philadelphia #worknightmare
it’s 8am on a Monday and my boss just asked if I want to help out in Philadelphia for the week. my reply was "no," not realizing it would lead to day 3 of my coworkers decorating my empty desk with crime scene tape, like that's gonna stop my crushing existential dread. #Philadelphia #worknightmare
my best friend just told someone my biggest secret. i mean, of all the life lessons i learned, keeping your mouth shut was top five, right next to “don’t trust a person who never tips.” but wait for it—i found out when that person called me to confirm it... and the best part? that person thought i would still believe them when they said, “i can keep a secret too.” this is why i miss simpler times,...