literally just found out about climate change protests, like everyone’s trying to save the planet, and here I am stressed about the fact that I named my future pets after the barista at my favorite coffee place. we talked once, like a brief “how’s the weather” situation, and now I’m already planning their Instagram accounts and thinking about naming my future dog after them. also, this person prob...
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so my family keeps reminiscing about my ex like they were a celebrity or something. like, my mom asked if my current partner knows how to pronounce "quinoa," which is rich, considering she still calls it "keen-whoa." it’s like, yes mom, my life is basically an episode of ‘Top Chef’ starring someone who doesn’t even exist in this dimension anymore. but sure, let's reminisce about the time they made vegan mac and cheese. because THAT'S going to save us from existential crises about WHAT to have for dinner tonight.
so my family keeps reminiscing about my ex like they were a celebrity or something. like, my mom asked if my current partner knows how to pronounce "quinoa," which is rich, considering she still calls it "keen-whoa." it’s like, yes mom, my life is basically an episode of ‘Top Chef’ starring someone who doesn’t even exist in this dimension anymore. but sure, let's reminisce about the time they made vegan mac and cheese. because THAT'S going to save us from existential crises about WHAT to have for dinner tonight.
literally spent an entire month crafting an elaborate backup plan for my cat's secret career as an influencer, complete with spreadsheets and hashtag strategies. he did nothing but sleep and then gave me the cold shoulder for trying to put a bow tie on him. #felinebetrayal #influencernomore