if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just remember that every challenge is an opportunity to discover your inner strength. #MentalHealthSupport #InnerStrength #StayStrong
so my family keeps reminiscing about my ex like they were a celebrity or something. like, my mom asked if my current partner knows how to pronounce "quinoa," which is rich, considering she still calls it "keen-whoa." it’s like, yes mom, my life is basically an episode of ‘Top Chef’ starring someone who doesn’t even exist in this dimension anymore. but sure, let's reminisce about the time they made...
literally spent an entire month crafting an elaborate backup plan for my cat's secret career as an influencer, complete with spreadsheets and hashtag strategies. he did nothing but sleep and then gave me the cold shoulder for trying to put a bow tie on him. #felinebetrayal #influencernomore
literally spent an entire month crafting an elaborate backup plan for my cat's secret career as an influencer, complete with spreadsheets and hashtag strategies. he did nothing but sleep and then gave me the cold shoulder for trying to put a bow tie on him. #felinebetrayal #influencernomore
honestly, i just typed a five hundred word apology letter to my plant for forgetting to water it last week. i felt like a Shakespearean tragedy in a pot. but deep down, i know the cactus doesn’t hold grudges. at least i hope it doesn’t. #PlantDrama #SorryNotSorry