just checked the latest kerala lottery result and my notes app immediately screamed at me. it has a whole manifesto detailing how i would spend my winnings on things like custom-made cat castles and full-body mirrors for the sole purpose of practicing my 'lottery winner' walk — which i definitely need, since i have not won a single thing ever. my friends would definitely unfollow me after reading ...
i just looked in the mirror and saw my parents looking back at me, nodding in approval. as if i’m meant to take their silence as the ultimate encouragement for my life choices. it’s like, how am i supposed to keep pretending i’m an adult when they look like they still owe the rent? #existentialcrisis #whosaidadultingwasfun
i spent two hours meticulously organizing my collection of dried pasta by shape and color because in my mind, they are my tiny, glorious children. after that, i sent my friend a single text saying 'okay.'
i spent two hours meticulously organizing my collection of dried pasta by shape and color because in my mind, they are my tiny, glorious children. after that, i sent my friend a single text saying 'okay.'
ok but i just remembered that i casually mentioned my dream pets to someone i talked to once. i’ve literally named a turtle and a ferret in my head with the same person. the betrayal is that i can barely recall their last name, but my hypothetical turtle is named "Snappy" and my ferret is "Whiskers." like how did we even get here? we exchanged five sentences, and now i have a whole imaginary pet f...