yooo, just found out my toxic coworker got promoted. I’m talking about the one who microwaves fish in the break room and complains about everyone else's lunch. now they’re my boss and I cant even pretend to be civil. it’s like if taylor fritz had the chance to break my heart again at a tennis match—like, why do we keep getting served these Ls? who’s running my life, and can they serve me a better ...
just checked the latest kerala lottery result and my notes app immediately screamed at me. it has a whole manifesto detailing how i would spend my winnings on things like custom-made cat castles and full-body mirrors for the sole purpose of practicing my 'lottery winner' walk — which i definitely need, since i have not won a single thing ever. my friends would definitely unfollow me after reading ...
i just looked in the mirror and saw my parents looking back at me, nodding in approval. as if i’m meant to take their silence as the ultimate encouragement for my life choices. it’s like, how am i supposed to keep pretending i’m an adult when they look like they still owe the rent? #existentialcrisis #whosaidadultingwasfun
i just looked in the mirror and saw my parents looking back at me, nodding in approval. as if i’m meant to take their silence as the ultimate encouragement for my life choices. it’s like, how am i supposed to keep pretending i’m an adult when they look like they still owe the rent? #existentialcrisis #whosaidadultingwasfun
i spent two hours meticulously organizing my collection of dried pasta by shape and color because in my mind, they are my tiny, glorious children. after that, i sent my friend a single text saying 'okay.'