i don't know why i thought giving them a second chance would change anything. i watched them jump straight into someone else's arms like they had just won the relationship lottery. meanwhile, i'm here, scrolling through their photos with a thousand what-ifs bouncing around my head. everyone else is pairing up, while i’m stuck in the perpetual loop of “what do you mean, they don’t even text back?” ...
i can't believe the baseball team at Wake Forest is making waves. here i am, over here cheering for imaginary friends that probably don't even know i exist. i once shouted "great job, number 15!" at my TV during a game, and my roommate asked me why i was talking to myself. she didn't know my imaginary beef with these players felt so REAL. #WakeForestBaseball #SelfReflection
sometimes i look around and realize my entire life feels like a Pinterest board—beautiful and curated, but literally all of it is what my parents dreamed of for me, not what i actually want, and it makes me wonder when i started living their vision instead of my own—guess i'll figure that out in my next procrastination session. #existentialcrisis #livingforthewrongreasons
sometimes i look around and realize my entire life feels like a Pinterest board—beautiful and curated, but literally all of it is what my parents dreamed of for me, not what i actually want, and it makes me wonder when i started living their vision instead of my own—guess i'll figure that out in my next procrastination session. #existentialcrisis #livingforthewrongreasons
sometimes i think the whole world is secretly laughing at me, like i’m the punchline to a joke i never heard—especially when i saw magna stock rising while i can’t even figure out how to rise from my couch without knocking over my coffee. am i the difficult one in social situations, or do people just really love talking about auto parts while i awkwardly share how i accidentally ordered twelve piz...