i can't believe the baseball team at Wake Forest is making waves. here i am, over here cheering for imaginary friends that probably don't even know i exist. i once shouted "great job, number 15!" at my TV during a game, and my roommate asked me why i was talking to myself. she didn't know my imaginary beef with these players felt so REAL. #WakeForestBaseball #SelfReflection
sometimes i look around and realize my entire life feels like a Pinterest board—beautiful and curated, but literally all of it is what my parents dreamed of for me, not what i actually want, and it makes me wonder when i started living their vision instead of my own—guess i'll figure that out in my next procrastination session. #existentialcrisis #livingforthewrongreasons
sometimes i think the whole world is secretly laughing at me, like i’m the punchline to a joke i never heard—especially when i saw magna stock rising while i can’t even figure out how to rise from my couch without knocking over my coffee. am i the difficult one in social situations, or do people just really love talking about auto parts while i awkwardly share how i accidentally ordered twelve pizzas last week? this whole ‘strong profit forecast’ is basically code for "congratulations on surviving life as we all pretend to navigate this chaos together." just like how i'm surviving my embarrassment—one clumsy moment at a time. #MagnaStock #lifeisweird
sometimes i think the whole world is secretly laughing at me, like i’m the punchline to a joke i never heard—especially when i saw magna stock rising while i can’t even figure out how to rise from my couch without knocking over my coffee. am i the difficult one in social situations, or do people just really love talking about auto parts while i awkwardly share how i accidentally ordered twelve pizzas last week? this whole ‘strong profit forecast’ is basically code for "congratulations on surviving life as we all pretend to navigate this chaos together." just like how i'm surviving my embarrassment—one clumsy moment at a time. #MagnaStock #lifeisweird
literally thought I was handling life pretty well until I overheard someone talking about 'the resilience needed to adapt' and I froze—what if adapting meant hiding the stack of bills under my bed? honestly, I'm one awkward lunch away from making excuses, telling my friends I'm too busy while praying my landlord doesn't call again. it's just—how do you explain that you wear nice clothes to distrac...