no because I just realized I'm getting jealous of a FICTIONAL character for dating my CELEBRITY crush. like, how did I let this happen? I'm out here stressing about how they’ll never acknowledge my existence while this character’s living their BEST life with him in some fantasy world. my life is literally just me pacing back and forth imagining a showdown, like a soap opera but with only ME scream...
i just saw someone i used to trade snacks with in elementary school act like i was an NPC in their life, like did they forget we spent recess plotting world domination over fruit snacks? it’s giving "who are you" energy but like… i still remember their weird obsession with collecting used straws and now they act brand new - do they think that’s the vibe?
it's not that i am jealous of my cousin who is "doing so well." it's just... have you ever stared at your phone screen while everyone else in the family celebrates someone else's life? my entire body froze as my aunt called him the family star, while my thoughts spiraled into anxiety about my next steps, like how do i even begin studying for the ibps rrb clerk prelims result... when my greatest achievement lately has been memorizing which microwave button makes the popcorn stop burning? but hey, their success is fine... as long as they don’t start expecting me to attend their triumphant award speeches or something. #IbpsRrbClerkPrelimsResult2025 #relatable
it's not that i am jealous of my cousin who is "doing so well." it's just... have you ever stared at your phone screen while everyone else in the family celebrates someone else's life? my entire body froze as my aunt called him the family star, while my thoughts spiraled into anxiety about my next steps, like how do i even begin studying for the ibps rrb clerk prelims result... when my greatest achievement lately has been memorizing which microwave button makes the popcorn stop burning? but hey, their success is fine... as long as they don’t start expecting me to attend their triumphant award speeches or something. #IbpsRrbClerkPrelimsResult2025 #relatable
it's not that i care that my so-called best friend only texts when they need something, it's just that the other day they texted me out of nowhere asking for my streaming password... like, can we talk about how they text me during the big belfast announcement, right when I'm stuck trying to figure out if I can pay for my rent or the inevitable panic-inducing surprise bill that's haunting me? *sigh...