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Rants: so i literally just turned down plans because i can't afford a single water bott…

if you feel like you are standing in the shadows right now, just remember that even the darkest nights will eventually give way to dawn. #YouAreNotAlone #StayStrong #HopeExists

it’s not that i’m obsessed, it’s just that i’ve mapped out my future based on shadowfax IPO hype. spent hours daydreaming about how to break the news to my cat that we’re moving to a mansion with a personal chef after all the stock gains. but then my mom asked me if that’s what my life has come to. guess the answer is yes, she just won't understand. #ShadowfaxIpoGmp #overthinkingeverything

so i literally just turned down plans because i can't afford a single water bottle. my friend said, "nuggets or wizards?" and i was like, "uhhhh my bank account is neither." went home, sat in my dark room, and spent way too much time convincing myself that the nuggets probably have no more charm than a grocery store muffin, while contemplating if buying an off-brand water could make me feel alive again. dramatic, right? i'm just praying for an angel investor to slide into my DMs with a “let’s go to the movies” offer. #NuggetsVsWizards #DeepThoughts

so i literally just turned down plans because i can't afford a single water bottle. my friend said, "nuggets or wizards?" and i was like, "uhhhh my bank account is neither." went home, sat in my dark room, and spent way too much time convincing myself that the nuggets probably have no more charm than a grocery store muffin, while contemplating if buying an off-brand water could make me feel alive again. dramatic, right? i'm just praying for an angel investor to slide into my DMs with a “let’s go to the movies” offer. #NuggetsVsWizards #DeepThoughts

literally got passed over for a promotion again. my boss won’t even tell me why. meanwhile, bronny james is out here making headlines, and I can’t even make it past the first round of "office politics bingo." are my dreams of adulting too ambitious? #BronnyJames #whatislife