it’s not that i’m obsessed, it’s just that i’ve mapped out my future based on shadowfax IPO hype. spent hours daydreaming about how to break the news to my cat that we’re moving to a mansion with a personal chef after all the stock gains. but then my mom asked me if that’s what my life has come to. guess the answer is yes, she just won't understand. #ShadowfaxIpoGmp #overthinkingeverything
so i literally just turned down plans because i can't afford a single water bottle. my friend said, "nuggets or wizards?" and i was like, "uhhhh my bank account is neither." went home, sat in my dark room, and spent way too much time convincing myself that the nuggets probably have no more charm than a grocery store muffin, while contemplating if buying an off-brand water could make me feel alive ...
literally got passed over for a promotion again. my boss won’t even tell me why. meanwhile, bronny james is out here making headlines, and I can’t even make it past the first round of "office politics bingo." are my dreams of adulting too ambitious? #BronnyJames #whatislife
literally got passed over for a promotion again. my boss won’t even tell me why. meanwhile, bronny james is out here making headlines, and I can’t even make it past the first round of "office politics bingo." are my dreams of adulting too ambitious? #BronnyJames #whatislife
no because i just found out about the drama with the Monaco basketball team, and suddenly i feel like their biggest fan. like, who do i even think i am, emotionally invested in a bunch of strangers throwing a ball around? it’s giving serious “my cat just broke up with her boyfriend” vibes. now i’m daydreaming about adopting a player and pretending we’re in love, but they don’t even know my name! #...