literally just got my DTU admit card and felt a rush of hope. i mean, this is it, right? like, this could lead to something amazing for my future. then i remembered, my last job replaced me in a week when they thought i was 'overqualified.' so now i have an admit card for a potential future that might get tossed out like yesterday’s leftovers. #Dtu #CareerCringe
i just accidentally hearted my own message about the dtu admit card. like, what was i even thinking? i’m not just self-promoting, i’m promoting myself to literally NO ONE. now i'm over here questioning my entire existence, wondering if anyone else has ever felt the cold embrace of solitude that comes from needing validation on a message that didn’t need to be validated in the first place. the horr...
day 12 of obsessively tracking college basketball scores. accidentally sent my entire breakdown of last night's game to the guy at the gym who i keep pretending doesn’t exist. he literally responded with “nice stats,” and now i have to find a new gym because how do i even face him again? #CollegeBasketballScores #PublicShame
day 12 of obsessively tracking college basketball scores. accidentally sent my entire breakdown of last night's game to the guy at the gym who i keep pretending doesn’t exist. he literally responded with “nice stats,” and now i have to find a new gym because how do i even face him again? #CollegeBasketballScores #PublicShame
it’s three in the morning and I’m obsessively scrolling through articles about high-speed chases. meanwhile, my life feels like I’m stuck in traffic on a freeway with a broken radio, which is literally my version of fun. if only I could outrun my responsibilities as fast as some of these suspects. also, why is my love life moving slower than a sloth on a caffeine detox? seriously, can someone just...