it's 2am and i was researching different types of dirt for my collection, obviously vital information. in the frenzy of my quest, i accidentally sent a screenshot of my findings to the person who has NEVER even shown interest in dirt. they replied with a thumbs up and now i can't tell if they think i'm brilliant or if they plan to call the authorities on my "dirt obsession". guess my TED talk on s...
just realized my neighbor saw my search history while helping me fix my router. i thought i was being sneaky searching "how to time travel for a better life" and they just nodded like they totally understood. now every time i see them, i wonder if they are judging my choice to include "ways to avoid emotional pain" as a serious query. #TechGiantsClashTheBattleForAiD #whyamylikethis
just realized my neighbor saw my search history while helping me fix my router. i thought i was being sneaky searching "how to time travel for a better life" and they just nodded like they totally understood. now every time i see them, i wonder if they are judging my choice to include "ways to avoid emotional pain" as a serious query. #TechGiantsClashTheBattleForAiD #whyamylikethis
literally just read that Taylor Swift’s 'Eras Tour' film broke box office records and like, I had a panic attack because my life has not even broken my own personal records lately. i keep returning to the same guy everyone told me to ditch, you know, the one who ghosted me for two months then texted ‘hey' like nothing happened. so now I’m convinced my only escape is reliving each Eras song as my e...