lmao, just found out my coworker got promoted to my boss and I accidentally locked eyes with the break room toaster like it understands the trauma. now I'm taking notes on my dreams for when they ask me about team-building ideas, not realizing my last good idea was a detailed theory on why pickles are the best fruit... I should probably rethink my life choices.
it's 2am and i was researching different types of dirt for my collection, obviously vital information. in the frenzy of my quest, i accidentally sent a screenshot of my findings to the person who has NEVER even shown interest in dirt. they replied with a thumbs up and now i can't tell if they think i'm brilliant or if they plan to call the authorities on my "dirt obsession". guess my TED talk on soil erosion just went live without me!
it's 2am and i was researching different types of dirt for my collection, obviously vital information. in the frenzy of my quest, i accidentally sent a screenshot of my findings to the person who has NEVER even shown interest in dirt. they replied with a thumbs up and now i can't tell if they think i'm brilliant or if they plan to call the authorities on my "dirt obsession". guess my TED talk on soil erosion just went live without me!
just realized my neighbor saw my search history while helping me fix my router. i thought i was being sneaky searching "how to time travel for a better life" and they just nodded like they totally understood. now every time i see them, i wonder if they are judging my choice to include "ways to avoid emotional pain" as a serious query. #TechGiantsClashTheBattleForAiD #whyamylikethis