do you ever find yourself scrolling late at night, and suddenly you’re buying a xiaomi pad eight, despite not even needing a tablet? it was on sale—so naturally, my impulse kicked in like a drug, convincing me that now was the perfect time to dive into some overpriced gadgetry. fast forward to today, and here i am, staring at this device like it's a bad relationship choice, wondering what i was th...
the way that sanjay agarwal is getting a third term, matlab meri life toh bas first term mein stuck hai yaar. i’m thirty, still hiding my professional achievements from the family like they are classified state secrets. last week, my cousin invited me to their flat warming, while my greatest achievement this year has been binge-watching shows on the couch. it’s just embarrassing, bhai. i swear eve...
last night, I found myself on the couch trying to ignore my family’s insistence about how great my ex was. like, my dad was literally reminiscing about a time we went to get ice cream and how “that guy could choose a flavor!” and I’m sitting there thinking, wow, I can’t even choose a flavor without breaking into a sweat. then my brother chimes in about how the ex had a lucky streak with bets, and I was just about to yell, “he lost everything, including me,” but instead I blurted out how at least my current partner doesn’t have a gambling problem...which led to a cringey pause before everyone awkwardly changed the topic to this crazy Singapore Pools payout thing. guess I should just start practicing my "I totally agree, he was awesome" face. #SingaporePools #CringeLife
last night, I found myself on the couch trying to ignore my family’s insistence about how great my ex was. like, my dad was literally reminiscing about a time we went to get ice cream and how “that guy could choose a flavor!” and I’m sitting there thinking, wow, I can’t even choose a flavor without breaking into a sweat. then my brother chimes in about how the ex had a lucky streak with bets, and I was just about to yell, “he lost everything, including me,” but instead I blurted out how at least my current partner doesn’t have a gambling problem...which led to a cringey pause before everyone awkwardly changed the topic to this crazy Singapore Pools payout thing. guess I should just start practicing my "I totally agree, he was awesome" face. #SingaporePools #CringeLife
no because the way that people underestimate how exhausting it is to literally remember what day it is. like, who decided I needed to keep track of laundry days, trash days, and that random Tuesday when the neighbor finally gets around to watering their lawn? honestly, by the time I get home, I feel like I ran a marathon in my mind. it's like the universe is saying, "welcome to adulthood, here is ...