moved halfway across the country for someone who promised forever, only to find out they ghosted me three months later, and now every time I see chaos in someone else's life, like that nonsense with corey lewandowski and lost blankets, I can’t help but wonder if I should start firing my own pilot for emotional stability too; am I the only one who thought starting fresh meant real love and instead ...
literally just saw that Sanjay Agarwal got a third term as MD and CEO of AU Small Finance Bank, while I'm over here wondering if I can stretch my last ramen packet into a week. matlab, yaar, it's like I'm competing against someone who has it all figured out, and I can barely figure out which way is up on a Monday morning. my parents still compare me to Sharma ji ka beta, who is apparently making b...
do you ever find yourself scrolling late at night, and suddenly you’re buying a xiaomi pad eight, despite not even needing a tablet? it was on sale—so naturally, my impulse kicked in like a drug, convincing me that now was the perfect time to dive into some overpriced gadgetry. fast forward to today, and here i am, staring at this device like it's a bad relationship choice, wondering what i was thinking, and why i can’t just buy sensible things like groceries instead. #XiaomiPad8 #selfdestruction
do you ever find yourself scrolling late at night, and suddenly you’re buying a xiaomi pad eight, despite not even needing a tablet? it was on sale—so naturally, my impulse kicked in like a drug, convincing me that now was the perfect time to dive into some overpriced gadgetry. fast forward to today, and here i am, staring at this device like it's a bad relationship choice, wondering what i was thinking, and why i can’t just buy sensible things like groceries instead. #XiaomiPad8 #selfdestruction
the way that sanjay agarwal is getting a third term, matlab meri life toh bas first term mein stuck hai yaar. i’m thirty, still hiding my professional achievements from the family like they are classified state secrets. last week, my cousin invited me to their flat warming, while my greatest achievement this year has been binge-watching shows on the couch. it’s just embarrassing, bhai. i swear eve...