woke up this morning and realized i forgot to water the plants again but this time they look extra sad like they are giving up on me and now i’m wondering if i care enough to try again or just let them go.
set an alarm for 6am today and somehow shut it off before my brain even registered that it existed. it feels like life is just a really bad dream i hit snooze on, but the irony is the joke’s on me because here i am paying for my own absurdity.
literally spent an hour trying to assemble a bookshelf that came with 500 pieces and the instructions literally looked like a treasure map for lost souls, yaar, matlab samjho na, इस घर में कोई समझता नहीं कि कितनी मेहनत हो रही है।
literally spent an hour trying to assemble a bookshelf that came with 500 pieces and the instructions literally looked like a treasure map for lost souls, yaar, matlab samjho na, इस घर में कोई समझता नहीं कि कितनी मेहनत हो रही है।
after spending six years crafting the ultimate bolognese recipe, my roommate decided to make it while i was out and now thinks she is literally the queen of Italian cuisine and wants to serve it at her wedding, and honestly, i might have to show up in a chef's hat just to remind her where that flavor actually came from.