set an alarm for 6am today and somehow shut it off before my brain even registered that it existed. it feels like life is just a really bad dream i hit snooze on, but the irony is the joke’s on me because here i am paying for my own absurdity.
literally spent an hour trying to assemble a bookshelf that came with 500 pieces and the instructions literally looked like a treasure map for lost souls, yaar, matlab samjho na, इस घर में कोई समझता नहीं कि कितनी मेहनत हो रही है।
after spending six years crafting the ultimate bolognese recipe, my roommate decided to make it while i was out and now thinks she is literally the queen of Italian cuisine and wants to serve it at her wedding, and honestly, i might have to show up in a chef's hat just to remind her where that flavor actually came from.
after spending six years crafting the ultimate bolognese recipe, my roommate decided to make it while i was out and now thinks she is literally the queen of Italian cuisine and wants to serve it at her wedding, and honestly, i might have to show up in a chef's hat just to remind her where that flavor actually came from.
i thought everything was falling apart with the doctors call and the letter from the landlord looming over me, but somehow it all worked out and i feel so unbelievably light and grateful like wow, life is just wild.