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Rants: i thought i was prioritizing my life right until my fridge broke in the middle o…

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yooo, got voluntold to work this weekend again—while the whole campus loses their minds over uga football. my boss, who’s totally a bama fan, was like "enjoy your weekend" as he pointed to my calendar that has 'important meetings' during the Sugar Bowl. I’m just here wondering if I’ll see the score more clearly on my phone than on this company PowerPoint, especially since I found out my coworker i...

i thought i was prioritizing my life right until my fridge broke in the middle of a snowstorm while i was pretending to be a responsible adult who meal prepped for the week, and instead of paying the bills i got distracted by a deal on the "latest" phone because clearly my phone wasn’t broken, but here i am eating a half-frozen can of soup i forgot about while contemplating how i just spent my last few cents on takeout instead of rent like i’m some sort of adult, but now the ice is so thick outside i can’t leave and every inch of my future is a bit more unrecognizable and … you ever have a moment where your life just freezes up on you too? #TomorrowWeather #AdultingIsHard

i thought i was prioritizing my life right until my fridge broke in the middle of a snowstorm while i was pretending to be a responsible adult who meal prepped for the week, and instead of paying the bills i got distracted by a deal on the "latest" phone because clearly my phone wasn’t broken, but here i am eating a half-frozen can of soup i forgot about while contemplating how i just spent my last few cents on takeout instead of rent like i’m some sort of adult, but now the ice is so thick outside i can’t leave and every inch of my future is a bit more unrecognizable and … you ever have a moment where your life just freezes up on you too? #TomorrowWeather #AdultingIsHard

it’s not that i’m bitter about the whole thing... it’s just that i saw someone i grew up with at the grocery store, and they walked past me like i was an expired can of beans. like... we shared snacks and secrets and somehow now i’m invisible? i mean, how do you forget the time i put on a show for your dog in my living room? that was the highlight of 2007!