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no because my boss just said "we're like family here" right before revealing that no one’s getting raises this year. so are we the dysfunctional family where everyone’s broke and we all secretly plot each other's demise? if that’s the case, can I at least get a group text for the next “family” meeting?

it's not that my family group chat is stressful—it's just that i had to listen to my dad, a self-proclaimed Michigan expert, declare how he “knows the plays better than the coach” while i’m dodging questions about why my paycheck doesn't stretch to cover both rent and ramen. like, sir, if you can predict Michigan vs Texas that well, why can’t you predict your own kids’ financial panic? now i’m sta...

yooo, got voluntold to work this weekend again—while the whole campus loses their minds over uga football. my boss, who’s totally a bama fan, was like "enjoy your weekend" as he pointed to my calendar that has 'important meetings' during the Sugar Bowl. I’m just here wondering if I’ll see the score more clearly on my phone than on this company PowerPoint, especially since I found out my coworker i...