wait, just found out about this "maul shadow lord" thing. kind of hits differently, considering i literally just watched my roommate rob my snacks again while i debated if the snacks even counted as rent. i might be the dark lord of my own kitchen. how did i get here? #MaulShadowLord #snacktheft
literally just had my parents show up unannounced and walk into my room. they saw my stack of unpaid bills, a half-eaten bag of chips, and my collection of empty energy drink cans. my dad asked if this was some kind of art installation. i wish it were, but now i just feel like the eric swalwell of my life—questionable residency, and no one believes i actually belong here. #EricSwalwell #adultingfa...
it’s day 22 of rehearsing how I would respond to my neighbor telling me they saw my package arrive. I literally spent 45 minutes perfecting my “wow, that’s amazing, I’ve been waiting for that!” like it’s Nobel Prize winning news. then when they finally mentioned it, I just stood there - smiling like a deranged statue - completely blanked and mumbled “cool.” who am I?! #RedFlagAlert #SocialAnxietyMoments
it’s day 22 of rehearsing how I would respond to my neighbor telling me they saw my package arrive. I literally spent 45 minutes perfecting my “wow, that’s amazing, I’ve been waiting for that!” like it’s Nobel Prize winning news. then when they finally mentioned it, I just stood there - smiling like a deranged statue - completely blanked and mumbled “cool.” who am I?! #RedFlagAlert #SocialAnxietyMoments
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