day 47 of attempting to eat healthy. just spent twenty minutes meticulously cutting a cucumber into perfect slices, only to discover i’m out of dressing. so now i’m just holding a plate of raw vegetable disappointment while my only thought is "maybe pizza is a vegetable."
yooo, so I just realized my side hustle as a professional potato peeler is literally funding my new obsession with collectible spoons, and honestly, I might be more proud of my shiny spoon collection than my actual job, which is wild.
no because i just finished writing a thank you speech for an award i definitely have not won yet. i even rehearsed it while washing my hair, thinking how profound my gratitude will sound. then i realized i can barely find a matching sock, let alone a reason someone would give me an award. now i just feel like i need to manifest better life choices. #Landman #Oops
no because i just finished writing a thank you speech for an award i definitely have not won yet. i even rehearsed it while washing my hair, thinking how profound my gratitude will sound. then i realized i can barely find a matching sock, let alone a reason someone would give me an award. now i just feel like i need to manifest better life choices. #Landman #Oops
if you feel overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take things one step at a time. even the darkest nights eventually give way to a new dawn. #YouAreNotAlone #StayStrong