literally just got compared to my cousin who's 'doing so well'—she has a salad named after her at a restaurant and I can barely keep my plants alive, like, is my legacy just going to be a withered cactus in a pot?
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day 47 of attempting to eat healthy. just spent twenty minutes meticulously cutting a cucumber into perfect slices, only to discover i’m out of dressing. so now i’m just holding a plate of raw vegetable disappointment while my only thought is "maybe pizza is a vegetable."
day 47 of attempting to eat healthy. just spent twenty minutes meticulously cutting a cucumber into perfect slices, only to discover i’m out of dressing. so now i’m just holding a plate of raw vegetable disappointment while my only thought is "maybe pizza is a vegetable."
yooo, so I just realized my side hustle as a professional potato peeler is literally funding my new obsession with collectible spoons, and honestly, I might be more proud of my shiny spoon collection than my actual job, which is wild.