it's not that i can't share my success... it's just that every time i do, people give me that look like i'm confessing to a crime. last week, i announced i finally cleared out my sock drawer and people reacted like i won a Pulitzer. do i need to start apologizing for doing my chores now? i mean, who knew folding laundry could make me public enemy number one?
honestly, my coworker forwarded my private message to the entire team like it was the new hot gossip, but the message was me trying to remember if elena rybakina actually won that match or if I was just dreaming while battling a half-caf cold brew in a boring meeting. now everyone’s acting like I’m the sports expert when I can’t even remember the last time I kept score without Googling it, and my ...
last night, I found myself apologizing to a plant because I forgot to water it for three weeks—like, I had the audacity to take up SPACE in its life. honestly, why am I practicing acceptance speeches for imaginary awards in the mirror while my poor fern is just trying to photosynthesize? it's a betrayal—I’m betraying myself to make sure everything else around me feels GOOD. who knew my greatest competition for attention would be a greenery friend? #selfdiscovery #plantparenting
last night, I found myself apologizing to a plant because I forgot to water it for three weeks—like, I had the audacity to take up SPACE in its life. honestly, why am I practicing acceptance speeches for imaginary awards in the mirror while my poor fern is just trying to photosynthesize? it's a betrayal—I’m betraying myself to make sure everything else around me feels GOOD. who knew my greatest competition for attention would be a greenery friend? #selfdiscovery #plantparenting