honestly, when i see all this IU versus Purdue basketball hype, i think back to that one time my sibling borrowed money 'temporarily' two years ago. you know, just enough to keep my ramen noodle lifestyle going. i was sitting there with my can of tuna, still waiting on that ‘quick payback’ while they waltz off to the game like they’re royalty. maybe they thought if the Boilermakers can make a come...
it’s 2am and i just read that gold and silver prices are skyrocketing. while everyone else is mining for fortune, i’m still picking change out of my couch. my roommate casually asked if i believed in love during the news break. i panicked and replied, “thanks for letting me know!” now they’re avoiding me like the price of gold will crash if i look them in the eye. #SilverGoldPrices #LoveIsComplica...
just realized my boss praised the new guy for my idea in yesterday's meeting. honestly, the dude can’t even make microwave popcorn without setting off the fire alarm, yet there he was, shining like a fridge magnet on a summer day. oh well, maybe next time I'll present my ideas while juggling knives, just to catch their attention… or maybe just *make* the popcorn first, you know?
just realized my boss praised the new guy for my idea in yesterday's meeting. honestly, the dude can’t even make microwave popcorn without setting off the fire alarm, yet there he was, shining like a fridge magnet on a summer day. oh well, maybe next time I'll present my ideas while juggling knives, just to catch their attention… or maybe just *make* the popcorn first, you know?
not gonna lie, the other day i found myself pacing in my kitchen while trying to ignore the fact that my coworker claimed my project as their own in front of the whole team. i even contemplated leaving my job to pursue a career as a professional overthinker. then i heard about the huskers winning big and realized they’re basically winning at life while i'm over here plotting revenge like a washed-...