day 15 of scrolling through my social media feeds while pretending i have a life. it’s hilarious how everyone else is posting their adventures while i’m over here wondering if my WiFi can pick up signals from another dimension. one friend wanted space, now they’re celebrating with someone else like we didn’t share everything from late night texts to dreaming about being in a band. who needs that w...
literally, my family group chat has turned into an award show for achievements I didn't even audition for. everyone is showing off promotions, vacations, and DIY projects, while I can barely keep my houseplants alive. it's like I walked into a different universe where my success is using the right Wi-Fi password to stream the next big thing. guess I’ll just keep buffering in this life's game while...
...so I trained the new hire, right? Watched them stumble through tasks I do every day—made sure they didn't drown in the sea of work. Then I find out—oh joy—they're getting paid more than me. And here I am, laughing in the break room while I secretly scroll through my “what-am-I-doing-with-my-life” playlist, wondering if my real job title is 'professional underachiever.' It's almost poetic—my pay grade is a ghost, haunting my self-esteem like an old horror movie that keeps replaying in my head. #WorkplaceWoes #BitterButFunny
...so I trained the new hire, right? Watched them stumble through tasks I do every day—made sure they didn't drown in the sea of work. Then I find out—oh joy—they're getting paid more than me. And here I am, laughing in the break room while I secretly scroll through my “what-am-I-doing-with-my-life” playlist, wondering if my real job title is 'professional underachiever.' It's almost poetic—my pay grade is a ghost, haunting my self-esteem like an old horror movie that keeps replaying in my head. #WorkplaceWoes #BitterButFunny
इस महीने कुछ ख़ास नहीं किया, बस बीती यादों में खोया रहा। जब भी काम के बाद खाली होता हूं, पुरानी किताबें पढ़ता हूं। जैसे किसी ने देखा ही नहीं। वही लड़के जो अब तक अपने नए जूते flaunt करते हैं, वही अब नज़रों से ओझल हैं। समझ नहीं आता - उनके साथ बात करूँ या अपने वीकेंड की फिल्में फिर से देखूँ। कोई दोस्त नहीं है जो सुनने को तैयार हो। लगता है, दुनिया रंगीन टेलीविज़न पर है और मैं बोरिंग ब्लैक एंड व्हाइट म...