no because my heater just broke as the news warned me about this insane winter storm. while I’m at it— I just triple texted a guy and considered fake dying as an escape plan. now I’m scrolling through my texts wondering if he even exists or if my heating bills were the real red flag this whole time. #Clima #UnhingedThoughts
i just found out my relatives were comparing my chess skills to my cousin who literally plays in national tournaments. why is my entire existence being measured by his ability to memorize 437 openings while i am over here trying to remember where i put my last good pair of socks? honestly, should I start practicing in the park or just fully embrace the fact that my strategy is literally pretending...
no because i just realized i’m thinking about someone who probably isn’t thinking about me, while meticulously folding my funeral outfit into my closet for that "just in case" scenario. i’m standing here wondering if my imaginary funeral would have better food than our last dinner together, and no one is going to shed a tear over my tragic obsession.
no because i just realized i’m thinking about someone who probably isn’t thinking about me, while meticulously folding my funeral outfit into my closet for that "just in case" scenario. i’m standing here wondering if my imaginary funeral would have better food than our last dinner together, and no one is going to shed a tear over my tragic obsession.
yoo, my boss asked me to volunteer for the emergency snow cleanup this weekend, and I thought, "no way." now it’s a full-on ice storm and I’ve realized I could be making a new friend or rescuing my job. but instead, I just binge-watched a show about hoarders. the irony is not lost on me. #Weather #regrets