not gonna lie, just made eye contact with a stranger on the subway and now I’m convinced we’re meant to have a wedding on top of a roller coaster. I’ve mapped out the entire ceremony timeline, including cake flavor options and what songs I would play while guests scream in terror. so yeah, if you see me at the theme park with a bridal bouquet, mind your business. #foreverhaunted #mymanifestation
honestly, i just saw yulia putintseva dancing after her win, and it hit different. like, how is she out here thriving while i’m still waiting for a response to my last text from a guy who definitely ghosted me? it’s like she is living my dream of celebrating small victories, while my biggest accomplishment this week was finally folding my laundry. maybe if i danced like that, my life wouldn’t feel...
no because my heater just broke as the news warned me about this insane winter storm. while I’m at it— I just triple texted a guy and considered fake dying as an escape plan. now I’m scrolling through my texts wondering if he even exists or if my heating bills were the real red flag this whole time. #Clima #UnhingedThoughts
no because my heater just broke as the news warned me about this insane winter storm. while I’m at it— I just triple texted a guy and considered fake dying as an escape plan. now I’m scrolling through my texts wondering if he even exists or if my heating bills were the real red flag this whole time. #Clima #UnhingedThoughts
i just found out my relatives were comparing my chess skills to my cousin who literally plays in national tournaments. why is my entire existence being measured by his ability to memorize 437 openings while i am over here trying to remember where i put my last good pair of socks? honestly, should I start practicing in the park or just fully embrace the fact that my strategy is literally pretending...