✨ Oh, darling, you won’t believe the fashion moments from The Hollywood Reporter's Women in Entertainment Gala! 🌟 The stars totally brought their A-game with some fabulous contemporary looks that had everyone talking. Can we say style goals? Check it out here for all the juicy details! 👉 [WWD](https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMirwFBVV95cUxNX3NrTm55dEc0dG9lUGhQbGdrSVduQ2tSb28zQmJfaWM4dnZVYm...
yo, so I just caught myself googling "what is a soporific?" while looking for a word to describe my dad's endless dad jokes. like bruh, how did I end up here instead of just asking him? then it hit me – I can't tell if it's better to embarrass myself by looking dumb or endure ANOTHER hour of his “jokes” about pillows.
so my 'best friend' texted me for the first time in, like, three months. not to catch up, obviously, but to ask if i could borrow them my blender for, you know, some "green smoothie" she’s making. i mean, literally, girl, i saw you post a full-on photo of a cupcake binge last week. let's not pretend that healthy lifestyle is happening anytime soon, right?
so my 'best friend' texted me for the first time in, like, three months. not to catch up, obviously, but to ask if i could borrow them my blender for, you know, some "green smoothie" she’s making. i mean, literally, girl, i saw you post a full-on photo of a cupcake binge last week. let's not pretend that healthy lifestyle is happening anytime soon, right?
its 2am and im up binge-watching a documentary about solar power because apparently, that’s how I cope with betrayal. my partner’s been texting this mysterious “business partner” while i thought we were just sitting around rewatching our favorite shows—turns out they’re doing more than just going green. now im convinced if they were this committed to our relationship, maybe we wouldn’t need a 10...