General: ✨ Oh, darling, you won’t believe the fashion moments from The Hollywood Reporter…

no because my mom texted me a full breakdown of her gambling losses instead of just asking how I'm doing. apparently the Hawks are great at losing money too, just like me. now I’m awake all night worrying I’ll have to take a loan out to support her while she roots for the Timberwolves. what kind of twisted universe is this? #HawksVsTimberwolves #FamilyDrama

so apparently i’m the mediator now since my parents are getting divorced. last week, my mom texted me to “ask my dad” for the old family photos she wants, while my dad sends me messages complaining about her “ridiculous” obsession with astrology. and now they’re both arguing about my “future” based on my horoscope instead of discussing who gets the blender in the split. no pressure or anything, ri...

yo, so I just caught myself googling "what is a soporific?" while looking for a word to describe my dad's endless dad jokes. like bruh, how did I end up here instead of just asking him? then it hit me – I can't tell if it's better to embarrass myself by looking dumb or endure ANOTHER hour of his “jokes” about pillows.