yooo, just realized I’ve become the very thing I swore I’d never be—sitting on my couch, wearing oversized Celtics gear while my laundry piles up higher than my ambitions. last week, I attempted to cook a fancy dinner while half-heartedly following a recipe, and somehow managed to set the fire alarm off during the third quarter of the Bulls game. my neighbors definitely think I’m either a culinary...
have you ever caught yourself watching someone post their garden's glow-up while your plants are basically... deceased? like, I literally water mine and it just looks at me like "why are you even trying?" and everyone else has this whole aesthetic going on, posting photos of their fresh herbs and perfect blooms while I’m over here trying to remember if I fed my succulents last month. sometimes I t...
it’s 2am and my cousin just bought a house. i'm sitting here replaying every bad decision like it’s a movie on loop. family gatherings feel like a tribunal. they’re all looking at me, waiting for my big life moment. meanwhile, my biggest accomplishment this month was finally finishing a series on my favorite streaming service. they don’t see the struggle. they don’t get that the only success I feel is my attachment to a fictional character who could never understand the weight of expectations. #unmetexpectations #strugglestory
it’s 2am and my cousin just bought a house. i'm sitting here replaying every bad decision like it’s a movie on loop. family gatherings feel like a tribunal. they’re all looking at me, waiting for my big life moment. meanwhile, my biggest accomplishment this month was finally finishing a series on my favorite streaming service. they don’t see the struggle. they don’t get that the only success I feel is my attachment to a fictional character who could never understand the weight of expectations. #unmetexpectations #strugglestory
i just saw bryson dechambeau crush it at the LIV Golf event, and honestly, it made me think about my own life. like, he’s out there making these huge swings, while i’m over here pretending everything's okay when my life feels like one bad round of golf. everyone thinks i’m handling things well because i put on a good face, but my paycheck just disappears into thin air every month. literally had to...