day 38 of avoiding my mortgage lender’s calls. they probably think i'm playing hard to get—meanwhile, i’m stuffing my mail in a drawer and pretending it doesn't exist. got a package yesterday that wasn’t a bill, just my blood pressure medication. can’t afford the roof over my head, but hey—at least i’m in shape for all this stress. #MortgageRatesToday #LifeStruggles
yooo, just realized I’ve become the very thing I swore I’d never be—sitting on my couch, wearing oversized Celtics gear while my laundry piles up higher than my ambitions. last week, I attempted to cook a fancy dinner while half-heartedly following a recipe, and somehow managed to set the fire alarm off during the third quarter of the Bulls game. my neighbors definitely think I’m either a culinary...
have you ever caught yourself watching someone post their garden's glow-up while your plants are basically... deceased? like, I literally water mine and it just looks at me like "why are you even trying?" and everyone else has this whole aesthetic going on, posting photos of their fresh herbs and perfect blooms while I’m over here trying to remember if I fed my succulents last month. sometimes I think maybe I just need to set up a garden gnome for moral support or something. it's just so weird, like, am I the only one who's still just... not flourishing?
have you ever caught yourself watching someone post their garden's glow-up while your plants are basically... deceased? like, I literally water mine and it just looks at me like "why are you even trying?" and everyone else has this whole aesthetic going on, posting photos of their fresh herbs and perfect blooms while I’m over here trying to remember if I fed my succulents last month. sometimes I think maybe I just need to set up a garden gnome for moral support or something. it's just so weird, like, am I the only one who's still just... not flourishing?
it’s 2am and my cousin just bought a house. i'm sitting here replaying every bad decision like it’s a movie on loop. family gatherings feel like a tribunal. they’re all looking at me, waiting for my big life moment. meanwhile, my biggest accomplishment this month was finally finishing a series on my favorite streaming service. they don’t see the struggle. they don’t get that the only success I fee...