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Questions: last night, i found myself planning my entire future after locking eyes with a s…

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that even the toughest seasons eventually pass, and brighter days are waiting for you just ahead. #YouAreNotAlone #InnerStrength

literally just sent my elaborate wish list for the “perfect sandwich” to the whole group chat instead of just my best friend. now I’m sitting here convinced that maybe I can manifest it into existence if everyone’s on board. I mean, how hard could it be to get layers of avocado, pickles, and that weird artisanal bread all at once? I can see it now; a whole movement, revolutionizing lunch, led by m...

last night, i found myself planning my entire future after locking eyes with a stranger who probably just wanted to get by without being stared at. i can already see the DIY centerpieces i can’t afford and the cringy vows about how our love is just like a cheesy rom-com starring domhnall gleeson. like, what kind of life choices lead a person to romanticize a five-second eye contact as their soulmate encounter? my only question is, does anyone else have as many awkward fantasies about wedding seating charts as they do existential dread? #DomhnallGleeson #LifeChoices

last night, i found myself planning my entire future after locking eyes with a stranger who probably just wanted to get by without being stared at. i can already see the DIY centerpieces i can’t afford and the cringy vows about how our love is just like a cheesy rom-com starring domhnall gleeson. like, what kind of life choices lead a person to romanticize a five-second eye contact as their soulmate encounter? my only question is, does anyone else have as many awkward fantasies about wedding seating charts as they do existential dread? #DomhnallGleeson #LifeChoices

it's 2am and i just realized i accidentally linked my awkward karaoke video in the company chat instead of a project update. you know the one where i belted out "total eclipse of the heart" like my life depended on it? and now everyone's trying to be nice, complimenting my "passion" while side-eyeing the fact that i also forgot to mute my cat mid-rap during the third verse. so, in a moment of shee...