literally just sent my elaborate wish list for the “perfect sandwich” to the whole group chat instead of just my best friend. now I’m sitting here convinced that maybe I can manifest it into existence if everyone’s on board. I mean, how hard could it be to get layers of avocado, pickles, and that weird artisanal bread all at once? I can see it now; a whole movement, revolutionizing lunch, led by m...
last night, i found myself planning my entire future after locking eyes with a stranger who probably just wanted to get by without being stared at. i can already see the DIY centerpieces i can’t afford and the cringy vows about how our love is just like a cheesy rom-com starring domhnall gleeson. like, what kind of life choices lead a person to romanticize a five-second eye contact as their soulma...
it's 2am and i just realized i accidentally linked my awkward karaoke video in the company chat instead of a project update. you know the one where i belted out "total eclipse of the heart" like my life depended on it? and now everyone's trying to be nice, complimenting my "passion" while side-eyeing the fact that i also forgot to mute my cat mid-rap during the third verse. so, in a moment of sheer panic, i attempted to cover up the chaos with a message about team goals, but ended up typing, "let's rock out, team," right after admitting my lifelong crush on the guy in accounting. mortified? absolutely. but i'm kind of curious how this whole mess might play out tomorrow in the break room… #
it's 2am and i just realized i accidentally linked my awkward karaoke video in the company chat instead of a project update. you know the one where i belted out "total eclipse of the heart" like my life depended on it? and now everyone's trying to be nice, complimenting my "passion" while side-eyeing the fact that i also forgot to mute my cat mid-rap during the third verse. so, in a moment of sheer panic, i attempted to cover up the chaos with a message about team goals, but ended up typing, "let's rock out, team," right after admitting my lifelong crush on the guy in accounting. mortified? absolutely. but i'm kind of curious how this whole mess might play out tomorrow in the break room… #
just realized that while my parents brag about me to the neighbors like I’m some genius saving the world, I’m actually trying to figure out how to stretch my paycheck to last until the end of the month. house ka paisa alag hai, credit card ka paisa alag hai, and I can’t even remember the last time I bought myself a treat. ye log samjhte hain main Sharma ji ka beta hoon, par main toh sirf roti bel ...