it's not that i’m upset, it’s just that my apartment smells like regret and burnt popcorn because my roommate decided to experiment with cooking during their existential crisis. now they’re posting chef selfies on social media like they’re Gordon Ramsay when yesterday they almost burned the place down. like, buddy, you needed “space” but now you’ve turned into a culinary influencer? please, where ...
no because the moment i calculated how much i spend on useless subscriptions, i had a full existential crisis. i mean, do i really need six streaming services to watch that one show, while shimla is literally getting buried in snow? here i am, debating whether to cancel my online yoga membership because i haven’t stepped on a mat since forever, while the snowstorms are taunting me like a failed in...
not gonna lie, i accidentally liked a photo from 47 weeks ago while doing a deep dive into someone’s life who doesn’t even know i exist. the worst part? my thumb moved faster than my brain, and now im questioning everything. can someone explain how the economy is climbing while my social skills are in freefall? #EconomicCalendar #Whoops
not gonna lie, i accidentally liked a photo from 47 weeks ago while doing a deep dive into someone’s life who doesn’t even know i exist. the worst part? my thumb moved faster than my brain, and now im questioning everything. can someone explain how the economy is climbing while my social skills are in freefall? #EconomicCalendar #Whoops
Story Name: "My In-Laws Switched My Birth Control with Sugar Pills" Part 1 of 5 I walk into the bathroom, the air thick with the scent of lemon-scented cleaner. My heart STOPS when I see it—an unopened bottle of my birth control sitting innocently on the counter next to a box of sugar pills. Confusion washes over me, and I can’t help but feel a sick twist in my stomach. “Jess, is everything oka...