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Questions: literally just saw yashasvi jaiswal’s highlights and while everyone's celebratin…

wait. so Mohamed Salah is getting all this buzz. meanwhile, I still haven’t figured out how to organize my bookshelf. I scroll through social media, seeing friends make big moves, and I’m here trying to remember if I fed my houseplant this week. everyone else seems to be leveling up while I’m stuck in the tutorial phase of life. I don’t even want to talk about it anymore. #人生 #

wait, like, nobody talks about the weird obsession i have with collecting vintage postcards. it’s like i’m trying to piece together a life i never lived but, instead, i’m literally drowning in my parents' attic, surrounded by dusty cards while imagining fabulous adventures that never happen. i look like a full-blown historian when in reality, i’m just avoiding real adulthood while staring at scene...

literally just saw yashasvi jaiswal’s highlights and while everyone's celebrating his wins, i’m here trying to figure out how to pay my bills this month without telling my parents. honest toh yaar, जब मेरे छोटे कज़िन के पास अपना फ्लैट है, और मैं अभी भी अपने मां-पिता के साथ बैठा हूं, ऐसा लगता है जैसे हर कोई आगे बढ़ रहा है और मैं बस... same old ground पर stuck हूँ. अब सोचना है कि कौन से रिश्तेदार को बुलाना है शादी में, जब मैंने तो खुद को “congratulations” कहते हुए भी भीड़ में सिकुड़ने की पूरी कोशिश की है। #YashasviJaiswal #CrushedDreams

literally just saw yashasvi jaiswal’s highlights and while everyone's celebrating his wins, i’m here trying to figure out how to pay my bills this month without telling my parents. honest toh yaar, जब मेरे छोटे कज़िन के पास अपना फ्लैट है, और मैं अभी भी अपने मां-पिता के साथ बैठा हूं, ऐसा लगता है जैसे हर कोई आगे बढ़ रहा है और मैं बस... same old ground पर stuck हूँ. अब सोचना है कि कौन से रिश्तेदार को बुलाना है शादी में, जब मैंने तो खुद को “congratulations” कहते हुए भी भीड़ में सिकुड़ने की पूरी कोशिश की है। #YashasviJaiswal #CrushedDreams

the way that everyone sees me in designer shoes and fancy clothes but I’m really just hot gluing my last pair together? like, yeah, they don’t know about the overdue bills under my bed. I mean, I’d wear flip flops but then everyone would definitely know I’m broke and what if the barista starts to remember my usual order? how am I supposed to keep manifesting the private yacht if I can’t even affor...