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Appreciation: wait, like, nobody talks about the weird obsession i have with collecting vintag…

it's not that i don’t care about cricket. it's just that—when i heard about shadab khan being retained, all i could think was, why do i feel more invested in a game than my own life? i turned down a trip because i didn’t want to miss work, and now my colleague is posting pictures from that beach—how did i let that happen? scrolling through everyone else’s highlights, wondering if i’m stuck playing...

wait. so Mohamed Salah is getting all this buzz. meanwhile, I still haven’t figured out how to organize my bookshelf. I scroll through social media, seeing friends make big moves, and I’m here trying to remember if I fed my houseplant this week. everyone else seems to be leveling up while I’m stuck in the tutorial phase of life. I don’t even want to talk about it anymore. #人生 #

wait, like, nobody talks about the weird obsession i have with collecting vintage postcards. it’s like i’m trying to piece together a life i never lived but, instead, i’m literally drowning in my parents' attic, surrounded by dusty cards while imagining fabulous adventures that never happen. i look like a full-blown historian when in reality, i’m just avoiding real adulthood while staring at scenes from the past. it’s like, "yes, this postcard from the sixties is my entire personality now, don’t mind my actual reality."

wait, like, nobody talks about the weird obsession i have with collecting vintage postcards. it’s like i’m trying to piece together a life i never lived but, instead, i’m literally drowning in my parents' attic, surrounded by dusty cards while imagining fabulous adventures that never happen. i look like a full-blown historian when in reality, i’m just avoiding real adulthood while staring at scenes from the past. it’s like, "yes, this postcard from the sixties is my entire personality now, don’t mind my actual reality."

literally just saw yashasvi jaiswal’s highlights and while everyone's celebrating his wins, i’m here trying to figure out how to pay my bills this month without telling my parents. honest toh yaar, जब मेरे छोटे कज़िन के पास अपना फ्लैट है, और मैं अभी भी अपने मां-पिता के साथ बैठा हूं, ऐसा लगता है जैसे हर कोई आगे बढ़ रहा है और मैं बस... same old ground पर stuck हूँ. अब सोचना है कि कौन से रिश्तेदार को ...