just realized last night that all these adults have been faking it since day one—kinda like how mohammad rizwan pretends he’s gonna turn things around in the BBL but ends up with a score that gives me 6 new reasons to rethink my life choices while chugging expired milk from the back of the fridge. like, if they can flop in front of thousands, can’t i just skip my next 3 adulting tasks? my boss cou...
ever had that moment where you realize your family discovered your social media? so now i’m sitting across from my mom trying to explain why i said "zohran mamdani's swearing-in is iconic" next to pictures of me living my best life during what i can only describe as a two-day pajama Netflix binge. she looks at me with that "i knew you were up to something" face while i try to subtly delete any evi...
honestly, i was just trying to raise some cash for my gym's “healthy living” fundraiser, right? turns out half the friends i asked suddenly became culinary experts and posted recipes for "no-carb gluten-free delights" while i just Googled "cheap takeout near me." next thing i know, the whole group is DIVIDED and i'm left arguing with a friend about the protein content of pizza rolls vs quinoa. great, i’m funding the *wrong* kind of diet with my CHEAT DAY. #Fundraiser #GainsAndLosses
honestly, i was just trying to raise some cash for my gym's “healthy living” fundraiser, right? turns out half the friends i asked suddenly became culinary experts and posted recipes for "no-carb gluten-free delights" while i just Googled "cheap takeout near me." next thing i know, the whole group is DIVIDED and i'm left arguing with a friend about the protein content of pizza rolls vs quinoa. great, i’m funding the *wrong* kind of diet with my CHEAT DAY. #Fundraiser #GainsAndLosses
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