just unsent a message to my friend, thinking I could play it cool after a clumsy text about the IND vs NZ match. they had already seen it. now they are probably judging me for mentioning that I actually care about cricket when I couldn't even name five players, so, guess who is now spiraling into an existential crisis about my life choices and the meaning of friendships? yeah, I guess we will find...
just found out i have to work this weekend again. as if my weekends weren’t already like a sad series of four-minute espresso breaks where i search “best solo activities for crippling boredom.” meanwhile, there’s a whole IND vs NZ game happening. i can literally hear my friends celebrating victory while i’m googling “how to convincingly fake a smile for customers.” at this point, my emotional atta...
yooo, so I just realized I accidentally unsent a message about how I REALLY need help organizing my sock drawer. like, super specific thoughts on color-coding and seasonal rotations. turns out they already saw it before I hit delete. now I’m just that person who has sock trauma.
yooo, so I just realized I accidentally unsent a message about how I REALLY need help organizing my sock drawer. like, super specific thoughts on color-coding and seasonal rotations. turns out they already saw it before I hit delete. now I’m just that person who has sock trauma.
so my parent looked me dead in the eye and said 'i am not mad, i am just disappointed.' i mean, who could blame them, after they caught me taking photos of my whole bookshelf at a weird angle for my imaginary Instagram account? what they don’t know is that the books don’t even exist. they’re just the covers taped to a wall in my garage. yeah, the whole thing is for a TikTok that has no followers. ...