just realized that I reorganized my entire kitchen for this cooking class like I was training for the culinary Olympics. I got all the fancy spices, new utensils, and even watched five YouTube videos about proper knife skills. Only to discover the instructor just wanted to know if I had a microwave. Who spends that much time deciding if cumin is worth it? Like, do I need to build a spice shrine or...
last night I realized I’ve been pretending to be this perfect financial guru just to impress my friends. like, I’ve memorized so much jargon from articles about the Fed meeting, but meanwhile my savings account looks like it’s on a diet—literally starving. I told my best friend, “I’m in a solid position financially,” while my credit card debt feels like it’s auditioning for a reality show about ho...
it’s 3 am and I just realized the person in my old vacation photos looks more like my celebrity crush than me—am I growing, or just starring in someone else's movie?—either way, if my past self ever wins an award for best supporting role, I hope she remembers me. #identitycrisis #livingthedream
it’s 3 am and I just realized the person in my old vacation photos looks more like my celebrity crush than me—am I growing, or just starring in someone else's movie?—either way, if my past self ever wins an award for best supporting role, I hope she remembers me. #identitycrisis #livingthedream
ever had your parent say "i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed" while simultaneously shoving a plate of lukewarm meatloaf in your face? like, how does that even work? you're giving me the culinary guilt trip of the century while pretending you’re just worried about my life choices. i felt more betrayed by that dry loaf than by all my past crushes combined. i swear, if that meatloaf had eyes, it woul...