last night I realized I’ve been pretending to be this perfect financial guru just to impress my friends. like, I’ve memorized so much jargon from articles about the Fed meeting, but meanwhile my savings account looks like it’s on a diet—literally starving. I told my best friend, “I’m in a solid position financially,” while my credit card debt feels like it’s auditioning for a reality show about ho...
it’s 3 am and I just realized the person in my old vacation photos looks more like my celebrity crush than me—am I growing, or just starring in someone else's movie?—either way, if my past self ever wins an award for best supporting role, I hope she remembers me. #identitycrisis #livingthedream
ever had your parent say "i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed" while simultaneously shoving a plate of lukewarm meatloaf in your face? like, how does that even work? you're giving me the culinary guilt trip of the century while pretending you’re just worried about my life choices. i felt more betrayed by that dry loaf than by all my past crushes combined. i swear, if that meatloaf had eyes, it would’ve rolled them too.
ever had your parent say "i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed" while simultaneously shoving a plate of lukewarm meatloaf in your face? like, how does that even work? you're giving me the culinary guilt trip of the century while pretending you’re just worried about my life choices. i felt more betrayed by that dry loaf than by all my past crushes combined. i swear, if that meatloaf had eyes, it would’ve rolled them too.
last night, I discovered my partner never actually broke up with their ex. i felt like that moment when you finally unpack your new phone and realize the realme P4 Power was a bigger deal than you thought—but without the cool unboxing experience. they said they were "getting closure" while texting them at 2am. it’s ironic, really—my phone has 10,001mAh battery life, and I thought I had the energy ...