wait, i just panicked when someone said "i love you" and all that came out was "thank you." i mean, what am i even thanking them for? i might as well have told them to enjoy their meal. now every time i see their name pop up, i can only think about al-taawoun versus al-shabab instead of our awkward moment. can’t believe i might ruin future plans by accidentally being awkward again. #AltaawounVsAls...
just read about the world leaders arguing like kids on a playground. meanwhile, i spent an hour practicing a speech to tell my barista how much i love their coffee, but now it's too late because they quit last week. honestly, what even is the point of living when i can't even say thank you before it's too late? #World #CoffeeHeartbreak
it’s day 47 of my existential crisis. just checked my camera roll and found seven photos of me attempting to bake cookies while wearing a bell-shaped hat. no idea why i thought that was a good idea, but it made me feel like a quirky character in an indie film. the dough was a disaster and now im honestly just comparing my failures to the stock market plunge. so here i am, documenting my fall from grace—if anyone sees this in court, just know the hat was a fashion choice. #Bell #CourtAdventures
it’s day 47 of my existential crisis. just checked my camera roll and found seven photos of me attempting to bake cookies while wearing a bell-shaped hat. no idea why i thought that was a good idea, but it made me feel like a quirky character in an indie film. the dough was a disaster and now im honestly just comparing my failures to the stock market plunge. so here i am, documenting my fall from grace—if anyone sees this in court, just know the hat was a fashion choice. #Bell #CourtAdventures
just found out my family discovered my social media. you know, the one where I casually rant about how pizza is a vegetable and share detailed reviews of the different couch textures in my living room. so there I am, forced to explain my important life’s work. they just stared at me like i was practicing for a new reality show called “living your weirdest life.” #familybusiness #socialmediatales