just found out that my favorite sushi place is literally owned by my childhood nemesis who used to throw my lunch in the dumpster every day. i’ve been eating their spicy tuna rolls like they’re a symbol of personal growth, meanwhile they’re probably cackling in the back.
wait, i just panicked when someone said "i love you" and all that came out was "thank you." i mean, what am i even thanking them for? i might as well have told them to enjoy their meal. now every time i see their name pop up, i can only think about al-taawoun versus al-shabab instead of our awkward moment. can’t believe i might ruin future plans by accidentally being awkward again. #AltaawounVsAls...
just read about the world leaders arguing like kids on a playground. meanwhile, i spent an hour practicing a speech to tell my barista how much i love their coffee, but now it's too late because they quit last week. honestly, what even is the point of living when i can't even say thank you before it's too late? #World #CoffeeHeartbreak
just read about the world leaders arguing like kids on a playground. meanwhile, i spent an hour practicing a speech to tell my barista how much i love their coffee, but now it's too late because they quit last week. honestly, what even is the point of living when i can't even say thank you before it's too late? #World #CoffeeHeartbreak
it’s day 47 of my existential crisis. just checked my camera roll and found seven photos of me attempting to bake cookies while wearing a bell-shaped hat. no idea why i thought that was a good idea, but it made me feel like a quirky character in an indie film. the dough was a disaster and now im honestly just comparing my failures to the stock market plunge. so here i am, documenting my fall from ...